Bullet point match reports are obviously the done thing, so here goes:

• Hockey is lots more fun when the sun is shining. Winning also helps.
• Pre-match short corner practice is a good idea: 1 short, 1 goal [note to team - get more shorts!]. The fact that the goal included a fluffed injection and a less-that-threatening strike is neither here nor there.
• Dave Halse rocks and should not be allowed to play football over hockey again.
• Lead runs by new Olly (Woodford), Tim and Southy create confusion in the defence, allowing big Tom to score.
• Dom can make it through a whole game without throwing a tantrum.
• Colin can't make it through a whole game without throwing an aerial.
• We defend fairly well against shorts, but really shouldn't be giving them away in double figures.
• Venner should play M3s more often - it seems to work for both teams.
• Big Tom scares the Red Bull with his post-match banter.

Which leaves just one more point: bring on the 1s next week!