Showed how to do it at a shortie, evading two defenders to score the winner
Showed how not to do it at a flick, pea-rolling it at the goalie
Having previously scored one out of thirty-five short corners and won only one out of ten games, the M3s needed to do something drastic. As it turns out, swapping the injector and pusher works a treat. Three goals scored from five short corners, earning Joe MoM for ‘dat goal’ and providing further evidence that Jan’s pre-match emails are fake news once again.
Other things we learnt:
Peter doesn’t wear hockey shoes…but missed Lemon votes for this why? His Dad says he’s tried to get him to wear them but he prefers trainers.
Asbo Dom didn’t live up to his reputation
Ash decided to defend again, after last week saying at Bourne Deeping, ‘I should never defend.’ He gave away a flick.
Jonny scored two goals. Classic Jonny.
George hurt his knees
Joe’s p-flick was expertly saved by the opposition’s keeper. His teammates are not sympathetic.
Alex P rolled around on the floor a bit.
Josh O had a party to get to.
The lunch queue at ARM’s HQ is too long.
There was some cheesey garlic bread that Alex P liked at teas.
Ed got a MoM vote before the match began.
Alex B wasn’t available.