Having previously scored one out of thirty-five short corners and won only one out of ten games, the M3s needed to do something drastic. As it turns out, swapping the injector and pusher works a treat. Three goals scored from five short corners, earning Joe MoM for ‘dat goal’ and providing further evidence that Jan’s pre-match emails are fake news once again.

Other things we learnt:

• Peter doesn’t wear hockey shoes…but missed Lemon votes for this why? His Dad says he’s tried to get him to wear them but he prefers trainers.

• Asbo Dom didn’t live up to his reputation

• Ash decided to defend again, after last week saying at Bourne Deeping, ‘I should never defend.’ He gave away a flick.

• Jonny scored two goals. Classic Jonny.

• George hurt his knees

• Joe’s p-flick was expertly saved by the opposition’s keeper. His teammates are not sympathetic.

• Alex P rolled around on the floor a bit.

• Josh O had a party to get to.

• The lunch queue at ARM’s HQ is too long.

• There was some cheesey garlic bread that Alex P liked at teas.

• Ed got a MoM vote before the match began.

• Alex B wasn’t available.