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Man of the match

Joe Whittaker

Showed how to do it at a shortie, evading two defenders to score the winner

Lemon of the match

Joe Whittaker

Showed how not to do it at a flick, pea-rolling it at the goalie

A Short Story About Short Corners

Joe Whittaker

Having previously scored one out of thirty-five short corners and won only one out of ten games, the M3s needed to do something drastic. As it turns out, swapping the injector and pusher works a treat. Three goals scored from five short corners, earning Joe MoM for ‘dat goal’ and providing further evidence that Jan’s pre-match emails are fake news once again.

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