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Man of the match

George Toynton

He's more familiar with a lock-in but this week our keeper kept his five-hole closed for a shut-out.

Lemon of the match

Nev Warren

Due to an unauthorised misappropriation of his preferred post-match towel the night before Nev instead brought what we can only assume was a tea towel, which left far too little to the imagination.

Not throwing in the towel!

Nev Warren

South 3's took on their relegation rivals City of Peterborough in a must-win battle for 3 crucial Division 4NW points. The winner would be guaranteed out of the bottom two with the loser hoping on other results. After letting a two goal lead slip earlier in the season at Fortress Long Road, it was vital the focus remained high for the whole 70 minutes this time around.

The early moments were played at a high pace with both sides eager to assert authority. The M3's got off to a great start when Dan Loy found some space in the D to shovel a ball under the COP Goalie. It would probably have made it over the line, but Nev Warren made sure with a delicate jab from two yards out. Ash Dookun may be gone, but his goal stealing exploits are never forgotten.

Determined to outdo Nev, Pip Ho took the goal stealing art to a higher level when Ollie Kenzie single handedly walked around the COP defence and goalkeeper to roll the ball goal-wards for his first strike of the season. Pip decided that help was required from one yard out. 2-0 to the South.

Rob Hartle then showed that you need to be good when finishing in this team and casually flicked the ball with speed and accuracy over the outstretched goalie. No chance anyone was nicking that one.

At Half-time, stand-in captain for the day Seb Diaz stated some fine points about the delegation of captain duties and let the exotic Haribo Oven had procured from foreign climes seep into the tired bloodstreams of the ever faithful listening team. NBM, George Oven and Nev tried not to confuse matters but probably did with their not so concise "opinions"!

Peterborough upped their efforts in the second half and it was only a resolute defence of Neil "kit man" Snead, Sev "Grumpy man" Warren and George "Ladies man?" Toynton that kept the goal safe from scoring efforts. George in fact had a great game in goal and secured MOM for his efforts.

Oven turned on a tuppence and flicked a crafty shot to make the score 4-0. Pash wound up and smashed the ball into the top corner for the Peterborough GK to pull off an outstanding save. Rob , Pip and NBM controlled the midfield for the rest of the game as the three points traveled home with the away team.

*Side note - There are times when you have a slight problem that when assisted by others snowballs into something massive. When preparing for a match that came after a weeks holiday with remnants of a chest infection, you would normally congratulate the athlete for a remedial sauna/steam room to promote healthy benefits for the upcoming fixture. Placing your towel on toasty warm radiator before bedtime, would normally mean that you take the warm towel to the game the next day. The Warren family conspired against Nev Warren. Margaret Warren knocked off the towel in order to dry "More important stuff". Kasper Warren hid said towel on his play cooker out of plain sight. The only alternative was to take the face towel/flannel when setting off. This was not a decent choice. Particularly, after returning from the shower to find Sev Warren had used it first as he had "forgotten to bring his towel". It would have been drier had I had thrown it it a bath! Lemon worthy indeed!

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