Stick throwing incident resulting in a green card.
South arrived, South scored (a lot), South left.
A few other things happened:
Izzy had to take her watch off.
She also scored four goals.
Nichola threw her stick (and got a green card…).
Jess and Dani bopped people on the head.
Jess scored two goals.
Flix scored two.
Rebecca scored three (all on the reverse) but also ran the ball off the pitch.
Grace and Eimear both scored one each.
Off-brand jelly babies were rationed.
Louise broke her helmet.
Ireland won the rugby.
We had ciabattas.
Everyone had a good time.
What more can be said about a thirteen-one win?